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The Addams Family OR I locked myself out

In terms of Franzi’s outings, this week in September 2025 was great. My wife was away for the entire week, and I planned and carried out three outings en femme within 7 days. It is not that I am trying to hide anything from her. It is simply having little better to do when she is away.

I mentioned before that our location provides for ample opportunities to enjoy culture, due to the fact that we live in the mini-Metropolis Frankfurt and have two state capitals Wiesbaden, the capital of Hesse, the state where Frankfurt is located, and Mainz, the capital of Rhineland-Palatinate, in close proximity (around 45 km each).

On that Sunday in late September, I took a day trip to Mainz. I had bought a ticket for “The Addams Family” at “Staatstheater” (Stately Theater) Mainz, and as taking public transport back to Frankfurt late in the evening can be a challenge, I took the car to get to Mainz. And since my wife was away with my car, I got to enjoy taking her convertible.

Portraits of the day

During my weekend trip crossdressed to Aachen, I bought this very, very light satin animal print jumpsuit. It was great to wear. And I combined it with that short black leather jacket, purchased during the same trip, and some moderate-heel pumps.

The elevator shot, leaving in the early afternoon.

And then something happened that could have ended up as a pretty difficult situation: I put my purse and keys on the driver seat of the car and closed the door to ask a passerby to take a photograph of me with my wife’s convertible. When I tried to get into the car a minute later, the door was locked. I have heard of cases like that, and they can be difficult, depending on where you are and what your plans are. My plans weren’t critical at all, and I was not even 100 meters away from our home, but I was dressed en femme, I was locked out of the car and out of house and apartment, and my wife was far away and not expected to come back for a week. This is when emergency plan “1a” kicked in and I was on my way to Mainz less than 15 minutes later.

In the courtyard of “Hoher Dom St. Martin zu Mainz” or “Kaiserdom St. Martin” (Cathedral Mainz), built between 975 and 1009 A.D.

And guess what, there was time for some shopping … and for practicing poses …

… and for lunch at a simple Italian restaurant in the “FuZo (=FußgängerZone)” (pedestrian zone) of Mainz.

Another fun part of Franzi’s day out was the evening at “Staatstheater” Mainz. They were performing the musical “The Addams Family,” in which teenage Wednesday falls in love with an ordinary college student from Ohio. Slapstick comedy, absolutely, a lot of fun, though, no question.

You are familiar with Franzi pre-ordering her intermission drink. “Staatstheater” Mainz has a different concept that I like very much. Drinks are included, both before the show and during intermission. Hence, no line ordering and paying: you simply take a full glass from one of the many counters. Unfortunately, as I had to drive home, I had to limit my consumption to a minimum and move to alcohol-free alternatives.

You probably didn’t notice, but I changed shoes in the parking garage before the musical, because it felt that an event like this called for an extra inch or two of heel.

It was only on the way to Mainz that I registered my wife’s car in my parking app. It was sort of a foresight. And indeed, the door to the underground parking of “Staatstheater” Mainz opened miraculously when I drove up. Even better, while there was a line of 20+ people at the ticket machine after the musical, Franzi simply walked by, got in the car, and drove out of the parking garage. I love technology – if it works.


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  1. Now I am still curious to learn what was your "emergency plan “1a”". I love to her what back-up plans for emergency situations do other crossdressers have :-)

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    1. Dear Sabine, Thank you very much for your visit to my blog and for your comment. Emergency plan "1a" is independent of my crossdressing. This plan was derived for moments where you step out of your apartment and the door falls shut behind you or you have the wrong keys in you hands. I have a key to our cellar room hidden outside of our apartment. With that key I can fetch an apartment key hidden in the cellar. The challenge was to get back into the house, which I managed by lingering (for just a minute, fortunately) in front of the house, until somebody left and I could slip in. Franzi

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  2. That auto-lock moment made me wince. I’ve had that happen too. Thankfully without fully locking myself out. It’s such a small thing, but it can spike your stress fast.

    I know this is weird, but I really appreciated you mentioning limiting alcohol since you were driving. It’s a small thing, but it felt refreshingly real and responsible, and I’m glad you included it.

    And The Addams Family? Definitely jealous. Sounds like such a fun night out. That animal print jumpsuit and the black jacket work so well together. Super cute!

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    1. Dear Michelle, Thank you for your comment and for addressing the alcohol issue. I tend to be very responsible in my actions and doings. And thank you for your compliment on my outfit. Love, Franzi

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  3. I couldn't see any explanation of your Emergency Plan 1a and was puzzled by that but I notice that you have already told your correspondent Sabine about it. Well, you explained how you got back home but not how you got back into the car. Presumably once home Plan 1a Part B was put into effect and you got out the big axe and smashed your way into the car and rescue the keys so you could drive off and carry on with you day. That would be a quite an Addams Family way of handling the situation: Aunt Franzi Addams from Germany transforms from Elegant Shopper to Determined Solutions Lady. ;-)

    And what about the photo of you with the car? Where's that? Presumably there was that "before" photo and then an "after" photo of you with the axe. We need to see!

    Staatstheater Mainz has a good plan for drinks because often an interval drinks rush is crazy. There are various types of Morticia Addams cocktail so I hope they laid out those for everyone. Mine would be the type with cassis.

    Keep having fun :-)

    Sue xx

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    1. Dear Sue, Thanks for your long comment. I am sorry that I did not finish the story about emergency plan 1a. But it is very obvious: there is a second key to the car at home, which I picked up. Hence, I was able to leave for Mainz with a 15 minute delay only. Besides, a lady in heels wouldn't need an axe to break open a car. I did admire Mortitia's looks and determination, though, and I enjoyed moonstruck Uncle Fester's role. Love, Franzi

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  4. Ein wunderschönes Jumpsuit liebe Franzi. Ich habe auch drei. Die gefallen mir auch....aber die haben einfach einen nicht zu übersehenden Nachteil. Wenn man mal muß....sehr unbequem.
    Schön, daß Du eine Woche Zeit hattest für Franziausflüge. Und die Panik, daß Schlüssel eingesperrt wurden und man nicht mehr reinkommt...die habe ich auch. Und es ist mir auch schon zweimal passiert, daß ich die Türe zu meinem Refugium zugeworfen habe (eine Schnapptüre ohne Klinke) und den Schlüssel drinnen vergessen hatte. Mein Plan dafür ist...wenn die Liebste da ist- was in diesen Fällen zum Glück ebensolcher war- sie anzurufen und mit ihr einen Treffpunkt zur Übergabe des Schlüssels auszumachen. Wenn ich Deine Schilderungen richtig übersetzt habe, bist Du in deinem Wohnhaus offensichtlich auch nicht geoutet. Ich auch nicht.
    Ein schöner Tag und Du strahlst so richtig.
    Liebe Grüße und eine schöne Zeit...und ein frohes, friedliches Weihnachtsfest
    Violetta

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    1. Liebe Violetta, vielen Dank für Deinen lieben und ausführlichen Kommentar. Emergency plan 1a ist nicht nur für Franzi, sondern genau für den Fall den Du beschreibst, dass die Türe zufällt oder zugezogen wird und der Schlüssel drinnen liegt. Ich hatte auch immer die Sorge, dass ich meine Handtasche mal irgendwo stehen lassen oder dass mir diese gestohlen werden könnte und ich dann zuhause vor verschlossener Türe stehe. Korrekt, ich bin im Hause nicht geoutet. Ich bin dem einen oder anderen Nachbarn mal im Aufzug begegnet, aber bislang nur solchen, die mich nicht näher kennen. Neulich kam mir mal einer auf dem Bürgersteig entgegen, der gesehen hatte, aus welchem Haus ich kam. Den habe ich einfach ignoriert und kurz bevor wir aneinander vorbei gegangen wären habe ich die Straßenseite gewechselt. Viele liebe Grüße und Euch ebenfalls ein frohes Weihnachtsfest. Franzi

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